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ARGENTINE SWEAR SCHOOL · ES-AR
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Stop swearing softly. Send them to hell the Argentine way.

Strong phrases people actually use, with porteño timing, natural voseo and the exact point where theatre becomes a fight.

🇦🇷 Start the Argentine lesson📣 Face Karen del Barrio
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Context before translation. Mature humour, never attacks protected identities.

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🇦🇷 Argentina · micro-lessons

Argentina: strong phrases, porteño delivery

Learn the complete line, how hard it lands and when its comic delivery turns into a direct rejection.

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Lesson 1bo-LOO-do / pe-lo-TOO-do

boludo ≠ pelotudo

“Boludo” puede ser “amigo”, “tipo” o “idiota”; “pelotudo” suele pegar bastante más fuerte.

The trap: Usar pelotudo como si fuera un saludo porque aprendiste español mirando memes.
Lesson 2FO-rro

forro

Una persona mala leche, egoísta o deliberadamente desagradable.

The trap: Tirarlo por una pavada y convertir una cargada en un juicio moral.
Lesson 3an-DA-te a la MIER-da

andate a la mierda

Un “andate al carajo” directo: rechazo, hartazgo o incredulidad fuerte.

The trap: Decirlo sonriendo no lo vuelve automáticamente amistoso.
Lesson 4la PU-ta MA-dre

la puta madre

Exclamación multiuso para bronca, sorpresa, dolor o admiración.

The trap: Agregar un posesivo y transformar una exclamación general en un ataque personal.
ONE LANGUAGE, DIFFERENT RULES

Choose where you want to learn to swear

We do not treat accents as interchangeable. Each school has its own vocabulary, timing, examples and practice.

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Argentina

Argentina: strong phrases, porteño delivery

Learn the complete line, how hard it lands and when its comic delivery turns into a direct rejection.

You are in this school
🇪🇸8 LESSONS

España

Spain: full-force phrases, surgical delivery

Learn the complete line, how hard it lands and when a theatrical outburst becomes a direct rejection.

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🇲🇽7 LESSONS

México

Mexico: learn the line that actually sends them away

Start with ‘vete a la chingada’, then learn the other strong constructions without turning them into tourist catchphrases.

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🇦🇷 YOUR TURN

Understanding it helps. Delivering it matters more.

Practise Argentina vocabulary against a local character, get a response and adjust your tone before trying it in real life.

📣 Face Karen del BarrioReview meanings and cultural traps →▶ Watch the micro-lessons on YouTube
Copa career — all live by voice

🏆 Tutorial to Insult God

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Start with Coach Calentamiento, unlock harder live rivals, survive red-card moderation, and climb the ladder until El Bombo de La Doce crowns you Insult God.

Tutorial
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Coach Calentamiento
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Level 1
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Soccer Bro USA
easy
Level 2
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El Tio Drunk
easy
Level 3
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Your Abuela
easy
Level 4
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El Tri Diehard
medium
Level 5
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The Gen-Z Streamer
medium
Level 6
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Corporate Karen
medium
Level 7
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Shakespeare
medium
Level 8
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The Therapist
medium
Level 9
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La Hincha Albiceleste
hard
Level 10
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O Torcedor Penta
hard
Level 11
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Street Poet
hard
Level 12
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O Puxador da Geral
hard
Level 13
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Gaz the Terrace Captain
hard
Level 14
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La Reina del Drama
hard
Level 15
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Drill Sergeant
nightmare
Level 16
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The British Critic
nightmare
Insult God
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El Bombo de La Doce
👑 final boss
Next career fight
Tutorial · Coach Calentamiento
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🇲🇽 vs 🇿🇦México vs SudáfricaJun 11 — Opening match, Estadio Azteca🇺🇸 vs 🇵🇾USA vs ParaguayJun 12 — SoFi Stadium🇲🇽 vs 🇺🇸México vs USAEl Clásico de CONCACAF🇦🇷 vs 🇧🇷Argentina vs BrasilEl Superclásico de las Américas🇦🇷 vs 🇩🇿Argentina vs ArgeliaGroup J — Kansas City🇧🇷 vs 🇭🇹Brasil vs HaitíFase de grupos🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 vs 🇭🇷England vs CroatiaGroup stage — AT&T Stadium, rematch of 2018🇩🇪 vs 🇨🇼Alemania vs CurazaoFase de grupos🇪🇸 vs 🇵🇹España vs PortugalEl Derbi Ibérico🇨🇦 vs 🇧🇦Canadá vs BosniaJun 12 — BMO Field, Toronto

Pick Your Rival Fanbase

Superfans, ultras and terrace captains — painted in their colors, ready to talk. All of them battle live by voice.

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El Bombo de La Doce

nightmare

“¡El que no salta no existe... y vos NO EXISTÍS, amargo!”

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O Puxador da Geral

hard

“Aqui é futebol ARTE, meu irmão. O resto é planilha.”

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Gaz the Terrace Captain

hard

“Oi oi! WHO ARE YA? WHO ARE YA?”

🎙️ Battle LIVE⚔️
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La Hincha Albiceleste

hard

“¿Vos me venís a hablar de fútbol A MÍ?”

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O Torcedor Penta

hard

“Penta, meu amigo. Conta nos dedos: CINCO.”

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El Tri Diehard

medium

“¡Aquí se dice FÚTBOL, compa!”

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Soccer Bro USA

easy

“LET'S GOOO! Wait — which half is this?”

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More live rivals — the classics

🎭Shakespeare🎙️🎤Street Poet🎙️👵Your Abuela🎙️💼Corporate Karen🎙️🎖️Drill Sergeant🎙️🍺El Tío Drunk🎙️🛋️The Therapist🎙️🎮The Gen-Z Streamer🎙️💃La Reina del Drama🎙️🎩The British Critic🎙️

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One diss track per matchday

Songs of the Copa

AI diss tracks for every big rivalry — each one in the language of the fanbase getting roasted.

😭🎨La Pintura Se Corre (Himno Anti-Mundial)Lo mejor del Mundial es verte llorar con la bandera pintada.Drops Jun 21 — English & português versions on the way
🇦🇷🇧🇷La Tercera en la CaraArgentina le canta el superclásico a Brasil.▶🇧🇷🔥Anota o Placar, HermanoBrasil responde com bateria e malícia.▶🇲🇽🇺🇸No Es Soccer, Es FútbolEl Tri abre el Mundial con un recadito.▶🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿😭Sixty Years of MaybeEngland's penalty curse, now with a chorus.▶🇪🇸🇵🇹El Geriátrico del SiuuuEl derbi ibérico en clave de flamenco-roast.▶🇫🇷🍁Deux Étoiles, Zéro HumilitéLa France se la raconte (feat. le cousin québécois).▶🇩🇪🤖Engine Failure (The Early Exit)German efficiency: fastest group-stage exit.▶🇺🇸🦅It's Called Soccer, Deal With ItThe hosts have opinions. Loud ones.▶🇨🇴🇺🇾Cumbia, Mate y Malas IntencionesEl clásico sudamericano de los bares.▶🌍✈️The Flight Home TonightEvery fanbase roasted, each in its own language.▶
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The Celebrity Chef vs Your Abuela

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