你個計劃慢過茶餐廳排隊。
nei5 go3 gai3 waak6 maan6 gwo3 caa4 caan1 teng1 paai4 deoi6
“Your plan is slower than a tea restaurant queue.”
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你個計劃慢過茶餐廳排隊。
nei5 go3 gai3 waak6 maan6 gwo3 caa4 caan1 teng1 paai4 deoi6
“Your plan is slower than a tea restaurant queue.”
你講嘢咁有信心,錯得好有風格。
nei5 gong2 je5 gam3 jau5 seon3 sam1, co3 dak1 hou2 jau5 fung1 gaak3
“You speak with such confidence that even being wrong has style.”
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