Engine Failure (The Early Exit)

[Verse 1] Remember Belo Horizonte, seven goals in the net? The last time the world felt a real German threat. Now your "Precision Engineering" is a bit of a joke, The high-performance engine is starting to smoke. You arrived with the swagger, the suits, and the grit, But the "Mannschaft" is looking like a DIY kit. [Chorus] Oh, German efficiency, it’s truly a sight, The first ones to book the economy flight! Three games, two losses, and one big "Adieu," The airport lounge is waiting for you. Kaput! Kaput! The machine is stalled, Schadenfreude is the name we’ve called! [Verse 2] 2018 was a fluke, or so you all said, Then 2022 put the theory to bed. South Korea and Japan showed you the door, While you were busy checking the department store. Vorsprung durch... early hotel check-outs? The world’s "Heavyweight" is full of self-doubts. [Bridge] (Robot voice) Error. Error. System failure. Luggage identified. Boarding gate open. The Teutonic Turbo has run out of gas, Watching the knockouts on a VIP pass. [Outro] Efficiently home before the laundry is done, Four stars on the shirt, but having no fun. Auf Wiedersehen, enjoy the TV, Sincerely, the rest of the world—with glee! Kaput.