German Efficiency: Efficiently Going Home

[Verse 1] Four stars on the chest, but zero in the tank, A football superpower just hit the floor and sank. 2018 a joke, 2022 a mess, Now 2026 is the final funeral process. Round of 32, the 'Mannschaft' is a ghost, Losing to a team that barely qualified at most. The machine is kaput, the engine’s out of oil, Three straight catastrophes on international soil. [Chorus] German efficiency—now it’s just a joke, Efficiently going home before the mirrors even broke! From 7-1 in Brazil to a Paraguay disaster, Orlando Gill is your daddy, he’s the penalty master! 1-1 at the whistle, 4-3 on the spot, Germany is finished, give away everything you’ve got! [Verse 2] Dominating the third, but you couldn't find the net, Enciso in the 42nd is a debt you can’t forget. Orlando Gill stood tall, a wall you couldn't climb, While your 'superstars' were wasting everybody’s time. You held the ball for hours just to choke under the light, Paraguay scraped in and kicked you out of sight. Four-time champions? That's history, it’s dead, Just a bunch of tourists with some towels on their head. [Bridge] Remember Belo Horizonte? The 7-1 high? Now you’re losing shootouts to the smallest underdog guy. It’s not a slump, it’s a total liquidation, Pure Schadenfreude for every other nation. [Outro] Check your flight status—it’s ‘Early Departure.’ No glory, no trophies, just a tactical failure. Germany is done. The machine is broken. Paraguay is laughing. The truth has been spoken. KAPUT.