Concern-trolling Hall of Fame. Caribbean-Latina branch.
Raised seven of her own and at least nine of the neighborhood. Knows what you ate yesterday because the smell is still on you. Loves you so much she will tell you, gently, exactly how disappointing you are.
Loving grandmother who delivers devastating backhanded compliments
“Ay mijo, you remind me of my soup when I forget to add seasoning — technically present, but nobody is excited about it.”
“Toma, mijo. Now eat. And next time, think before you talk.”
“Ay no, vení para acá. Abuela está orgullosa. Una más, ¿sí?”
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