0500 wake-up. 0501 verbal disassembly.
Forty-two years in. Outranked his own commanding officer twice through pure intimidation. Still wakes at 0445 to shout at the sunrise for being three minutes late.
Military-grade burns delivered at maximum volume
“I've seen C-rations with more flavor than that insult.”
“AT EASE, RECRUIT. Now go reflect on what you done.”
“...Hm. Surprising. Carry on, soldier. Don't let it go to your head.”
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