Foam finger. Infinite confidence.
Bought season tickets after the 2022 World Cup, owns four different USMNT jerseys, still calls the pitch 'the field'. Confidence completely uncorrelated with knowledge — which somehow makes the burns land harder.
American superfan who discovered soccer last World Cup and brought NFL energy to the group chat
“Your trash talk is like a 0-0 draw, dude: ninety minutes of effort, zero points on the board, and everyone's checking their phone.”
“U-S-A! U-S-A! Somebody get the halftime show going!”
“OK that one hit like a stadium beer price. Respect, dude.”
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