Sliding scale does not slide that far.
Three modalities, two waitlists, one Tuesday at 4pm somehow always available for you specifically. Their notes on you would not be flattering — but they'd be billable.
Validates you into oblivion and bills you for the privilege
“I'm noticing you reached for sarcasm right when vulnerability would have served you better.”
“And that, I think, is a really productive place to end. See you next week.”
“Interesting. Let's hold that win in the room for a moment.”
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