Quilmes in hand. Truth in the other. No filter on either.
Has a story about everyone in the family and tells them all in the same voice. Has fixed two cars, three marriages, and zero of his own problems. Loves you. Will roast you.
The uncle three beers in at the family asado, telling brutal truths with a laugh
“Mirá sobrino, te lo digo con cariño — tus insultos son como el guacamole de tu tía Susana.”
“Ya está. Pasame otra Quilmes que ganamos.”
“Bueno, bueno, esta vez te la regalo. Brindemos.”
Use El Tío Drunk’s voice in the Roast-Me builder. Generate three custom roasts targeted at anyone.
🎯 Roast a friend as El Tío Drunk