Morning person
“You wake up at 4 a.m. to post about waking up at 4 a.m.”
Clean roasts you can say in front of anyone. Twelve PG examples for classrooms, family dinners and work, plus a PG-mode AI roast battle to practice them.
When you cannot lean on a swear word, the joke has to do the work. That is why clean roasts are the best training: every line has to carry an image, a twist or a callback. The judge scores wit, creativity and flow alongside burn factor, so a clean line with a great picture routinely beats a crude line with nothing behind it. Comedians who can roast clean can roast anywhere.
PG mode blocks profanity, crude content and anything sexual, on top of the slurs, hate and real-person rules that apply everywhere. What it does not block is sharpness. "You wake up at 4 a.m. to post about waking up at 4 a.m." is clean and still lands. The opponent and the judge follow the same tier, so nothing in the battle will surprise a parent reading over your shoulder.
Classrooms, family group chats, youth teams, work channels, wedding speeches and any room where someone will repeat what you said to someone else. Practice against Trevor "BroSpace" in PG mode, keep the lines the judge scored highest, and you have a set that works everywhere. If a line gets blocked, the game restores your text so you can soften it and send it again.
“You wake up at 4 a.m. to post about waking up at 4 a.m.”
“Your homework excuse has more plot twists than the actual book.”
“You borrow my charger like it is a family heirloom you are entitled to.”
“You call for the ball like it owes you money and pass it like it is on loan.”
“You raise your hand so fast the question has not finished being asked.”
“You describe your day like a weather report with no weather.”
“Your screen time report should come with a support group.”
“You give pep talks like a podcast that forgot the topic.”
“You lose at video games with the confidence of someone who is winning.”
“You said my joke was weak, and then you laughed. Pick one.”
“Your jokes are so old they should be in the museum next to your playlist.”
“I would give you the last word, but you would need a few more to make a point.”
Yes. Most of the highest-scoring lines in the game are clean, because the judge rewards wordplay and imagery more than crude language.
Pick PG when the battle starts. Your lines, the AI opponent's lines and the judge all follow that tier for the whole battle.
PG mode is built for exactly that. It blocks profanity and crude content, and every mode blocks hate, slurs and jokes about real people.
Your text is restored in the box so you can edit it and send again. Nothing is lost and the round does not count against you.
Yes. Write your line in Spanish and the opponent and judge follow, still within PG. The Country Swear School covers Argentina, Spain and Mexico separately.
Generate a line, battle an opponent, and turn the result into a replay your friends can judge.
Battle in PG Mode