Je plan heeft de snelheid van een kapotte fiets.
yuh plahn hayft duh SNEL-hyde van un kah-POT-tuh feets
“Your plan has the speed of a broken bicycle.”
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Je plan heeft de snelheid van een kapotte fiets.
yuh plahn hayft duh SNEL-hyde van un kah-POT-tuh feets
“Your plan has the speed of a broken bicycle.”
Je praat alsof de feiten vakantie hebben.
yuh praht al-SOF duh FYE-ten vah-KAN-tsee HEB-ben
“You talk like the facts are on vacation.”
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