

β@pi0 turned 13 years on GitHub into a 437-repo sweatshop that averages a humiliating 3.3 stars per project. While @cassidoo pulled 14,000+ stars coasting on a single unmaintained markdown file, you've spent over a decade automating commits to hundreds of micro-packages that nobody actually imports. You have zero dead repos only because you refuse to let your digital landfill rest in peace.β
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