@chriscoyier vs @getify

“Chris boasts 10,976 followers yet barely cracks 1,500 total stars, proving people follow him for his podcasts while treating his code like a biohazard zone. While @getify commands a 214k star empire, Chris is maintaining an 81% graveyard of PHP fossils and Grunt configs that haven't been relevant since the 'Web 2.0' stickers peeled off his laptop.”