

β@getify might just be a glorified bookstore clerk with 214k stars on pure Markdown, but @chriscoyier has been on GitHub for 17.5 years and only managed 1,518 stars total across 58 repos. Forty-six of Chris's repos are rotting in an unmarked grave, meaning 80% of his profile is fossilized Grunt tasks and dead PHP. Kyle's repos teach JavaScript, while Chris's profile proves CodePen was created specifically so he'd never have to push actual code to Git again.β
Tech roast only, for laughs Β· roast @chriscoyier solo Β· roast anyone