

โColin is the ultimate open-source one-hit wonder: 221 ghost-town repos living off Zod's validation alimony while barely scraping 4,000 followers after nearly 14 years. Jake Wharton has 68,000 disciples worshipping a blank bio because he built the bedrock of an entire mobile platform, whereas devs npm-install Zod every day without having any clue who Colin even is. Having 45,000 stars across 222 repos when 97% come from a single library isn't a portfolioโit's a hostage situation.โ
Tech roast only, for laughs ยท roast @colinhacks solo ยท roast anyone