

“@mholt has achieved a staggering 57% project mortality rate, turning his profile into a high-end digital hospice where 36 repos have gone to rot despite tricking 31,000 people into starring them. While @davidfowl is a fossilized Microsoft lifer stuck in a Redmond echo chamber, Matt is a serial ghoster who treats his M.S. in CS like a license to commit once and vanish into the shadows.”
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