@davidfowl vs @patak-dev

“@davidfowl might hoard 23 dead repos behind a corporate monocle, but at least he wrote code to abandon instead of running an empty parking lot for six months. Slapping '-dev' onto your handle while rocking zero repositories, zero stars, and a mystery language stack makes @patak-dev look like an undercover LinkedIn recruiter who got lost on GitHub. You can't even claim technical debt because you haven't produced enough technical collateral to qualify for a loan.”