

β@hakimel might be managing an open-source cemetery with 29 dead repos, but at least developers actually starred the casket to the tune of nearly 100k stars. Meanwhile, @dhh has squatted on an 18-year-old account hoarding 30,237 followers like a tech messiah, yet averages an abysmal 24 stars per year across a pathetic portfolio where more than half the repos are just forks. Flexing an 18/100 dev-cred while producing practically nothing original on your own profile is peak emperor-has-no-code energy.β
Tech roast only, for laughs Β· roast @dhh solo Β· roast anyone