

“@getify got 214k stars treating GitHub like a free Kindle markdown host, yet 43 of his 74 repos are rotting corpses with zero activity. While Kent actually maintains over 700 functioning codebases with only 9 dead repos, Kyle has spent 17 years pontificating on JavaScript philosophy without writing enough modern code to break a 50 dev-cred score. You don't 'know JS,' Kyle—you just know how to abandon more than half your profile.”
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