@JakeWharton vs @sindresorhus

“Jake Wharton logged on nearly a year before Sindre only to limp in with a miserable 49 dev-cred and 55,000 fewer stars. While Sindre psychopathically keeps all 1,143 of his micro-packages breathing with zero abandoned casualties, Jake let 6 repos rot while riding a legacy follower count that embarrassingly exceeds his entire lifetime star total. Android developers treat Jake like a deity, but on paper he just got completely lapped by the human node_modules folder.”