“You follow exactly zero people despite 16,000 following you, which is massive 'main character' energy for someone whose entire career is a fancy wrapper for Vercel documentation. With 26 of your 39 repos currently rotting in a digital shallow grave, your profile is less of a portfolio and more of a high-end cemetery for Next.js starter templates that people star and never actually use. You've spent nearly 12 years on the platform just to build the same CRUD apps over and over—a blog, a music player, an email client—proving that 'Teaching developers about AI' is just code for 'Teaching devs how to prompt ChatGPT to rewrite the same TypeScript boilerplate you've been shilling since 2012.'”
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