“Twelve years on GitHub, 16,000 followers, and following zero people—the exact statistical signature of a DevRel influencer who thinks maintaining a single markdown blog qualifies as systems architecture. Your bio claims you're 'Teaching developers about AI,' yet your entire legacy is slapping 'next-' in front of mundane nouns until 27 out of your 39 repos turned into digital fossils. Nearly half your star count rides on `next-mdx-blog`, while `vim-for-react-devs` sits rotting for over 700 days because deep down, you knew React devs can't exit Vim without a full Vercel deployment. Throwing Dart into your top languages won't distract anyone from the fact that you're just a glorified boilerplate merchant running an open-source graveyard.”
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