@mitchellh vs @steveklabnik

“Mitchell might be an absentee landlord, but the entire internet still runs on his abandoned Go repos, whereas Steve is managing an 846-repo landfill averaging an embarrassing 2.7 stars per project. Mitchell collected 33,000 stars by casually architecting developer infrastructure, while Steve spent eighteen years churning out MDX drafts and side quests only to have his star total outclassed by a single HashiCorp dependency. Having eight times Mitchell's repository count with less than a tenth of his stars is a level of digital hoarding that even the Rust compiler can't optimize.”