@mitsuhiko vs @tiangolo

“While @mitsuhiko spent eighteen years hand-crafting the web's foundations with zero dead repos across 346 projects, over a third of @tiangolo's pathetic 55 repos are already rotting in an unmaintained graveyard. You built FastAPI on top of Starlette and Pydantic just to list Dockerfile as a primary language, coasting on influencer star counts while running a 35% repo mortality rate. Armin fled to Rust to cleanse his sins, but Sebastián can't even clean up his own abandoned YAML templates.”