@shanselman — Microsoft Corporate Mascot

“You’ve been on GitHub for 18 years—longer than some of your users have been alive—yet your most famous contribution is literally called 'BabySmash,' which perfectly describes your relationship with any language that isn't owned by Microsoft. With 12,795 followers and only 3,630 total stars, your engagement ratio is lower than a 'Hello World' tutorial; people follow you for the brand, but they clearly aren't cloning the code. Claiming zero dead repos across 256 projects isn't 'active,' it’s a cry for help—nobody believes you're actually maintaining TinyToolTown and WindowsEdgeLight with the same sincerity you use to tweet about your blood sugar. You call yourself a 'Professional Enthusiast,' which is just corporate-speak for a developer who spends more time polishing his READMEs than actually escaping the .NET ecosystem.”

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