GitHub roast
@shanselman — Keynote Hype Merchant
Dev Cred38/100
“Eighteen years on GitHub and 13,000 followers, yet your magnum opus is a desktop peeker sitting at under 900 stars—averaging a tragic 17 stars per repo across two decades of self-promotion. Your bio says 'Professional Enthusiast,' which is corporate HR code for 'I get paid Microsoft executive money to evangelize tech while my second-most-starred project is a glorified CSS repo for babies.' Having zero dead repos across 266 projects isn't discipline; it's the neurotic behavior of a keynote speaker running cron jobs to bump READMEs just to keep the ghost ships afloat. We see you frantically dabbling in Rust and Astro this week, but no amount of modern tooling can wash off the permanent stench of PowerShell and enterprise .NET.”
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