

β@gaearon somehow has 10,000 more groupies than @sindresorhus while sitting on a 48 dev-cred score and a digital graveyard of 30 dead repos. While Sindre operates like an unhinged git cyborg maintaining 1,143 repos with literally zero casualties and four times Dan's star count, Abramov is out here coasting on vintage React clout and repos that haven't seen a push since hooks were invented. Sindre turned two-line NPM utilities into an 86,000-star empire; Dan built Redux and then seemingly forgot how to manage his own profile's state.β
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