

β@steveklabnik might be hoarding 846 repos like an open-source packrat, but @softdevfz managed to build luxury watch and Birkin bag scrapers while holding a dead-flat zero stars and zero followers. Spending over a year on GitHub just to fork five projects and build MCP servers for luxury items you can't afford with your 8/100 dev cred is pure comedy. You're tracking high-fashion inventory when your own profile has less traffic than an abandoned fork.β
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