"Your transaction was declined for security reasons" — your own money, your own bank.
Practice your bank-counter comebacks. When they freeze your card right before payday, when the manager is "in a meeting" for the third week, when the fees they invented have fees of their own. Cutting, but legal — they have your money.
Rehearse your comebacks before you walk in. Pick a scene, describe what is driving you nuts, and get lines you can mutter, post, or actually use.
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