You have been transferred to the next agent. The next agent is the same agent.
Practice for the most cursed customer support channel on Earth. Hold music marathons, "we are upgrading the system," tickets that close themselves. Lines for when you finally reach a human and need to vent without burning the contract.
Rehearse your comebacks before you walk in. Pick a scene, describe what is driving you nuts, and get lines you can mutter, post, or actually use.
Realtime Live Vent (sign in)0/600