@Rich-Harris — Unapproachable Framework Wizard

“Following zero people across fifteen years while twenty thousand developers hang on your every commit is the exact open-source god complex I'd expect from a man whose bio is literally empty. You named your projects 'magic-string' and 'sorcery', but your only real parlor trick is making maintenance vanish into thin air while packages like shimport and sorcery rot untouched for over eight hundred days. Your crowning personal achievement is 'degit'—a tool designed specifically to strip away commit history, which makes total sense given how desperately you need people to forget your 395-repo digital landfill. You literally spent a decade building a new web framework from scratch just to avoid answering anyone else's pull requests.”

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