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GitHub Hall of Shame
The lowest dev-cred scores on record, judged by AI from public GitHub profiles. Lower = more roastable.
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@JosephLee26-Year Ghost Town · 2,420 days clean of any commits1/100 - 🥀
@patak-devZero-Code Influencer · 35 followers watching a blank screen4/100 - 🤡
@softdevfz0-Star Arbitrage Hustler · 23 forks deep in an empty room8/100 - 4.
@josephlee222Open Source Mortician · 44 dead repos and a dream11/100 - 5.
@JoaoMartinhoSouzaCertified HTML Engineer · 4-year CS degree for 0 GitHub stars12/100 - 6.
@demr64Low-Throughput Script Kiddie · 5.5 years on GitHub to earn 5 whole stars19/100 - 7.
@dhh0-Following Theme Merchant · 18 years on GitHub just to ship CSS themes24/100 - 8.
@caffeine-addicttDigital Hospice Director · claims HPC, commits to HTML portfolios28/100 - 9.
@jwashamWhiteboard Mercenary · passed the interview, abandoned the code28/100 - 10.
@chriscoyierCarbon-Dated Webmaster · last committed when Grunt was cutting-edge31/100 - 11.
@donnemartinAbsentee Markdown Landlord · living rent-free on 370k markdown stars34/100 - 12.
@mdoWeb 2.0 Museum Curator · responsively ignoring 31 out of 33 repos34/100 - 13.
@pi0Quantity Over Quality King · averaging 3 stars across 400+ repos34/100 - 14.
@t3dotggBleeding-Edge Museum Curator · all vibes, zero commits since 202234/100 - 15.
@tannerlinsleyOrg Clout Dependent · 170 repos and 139 stars: do the math34/100 - 16.
@davidfowlDistinguished Todo Architect · farming 3k stars on a todo app with 14k fans ignored38/100 - 17.
@defunktOpen-Source Slumlord · curating fossilized jQuery repos since 200838/100 - 18.
@fabpotAbsentee PHP Pope · follows 0 people, maintains 0 personal repos38/100 - 19.
@ferossSupply Chain Hazard · teaching security while ghosting simple-peer38/100 - 20.
@gaearonProphet of Abandonware · blogging while his legacy code rots38/100 - 21.
@getifyPretentious Markdown Prophet · wrote the book on JS, abandoned the code in 201638/100 - 22.
@gvanrossumBenevolent Graveyard Keeper · 75% dead repos, 100% blank bio energy38/100 - 23.
@jashkenasTC39's Organ Donor · living off 2011 JavaScript royalties38/100 - 24.
@mitchellhAbsentee Infrastructure Landlord · Left 12k stars of Go tooling for dead38/100 - 25.
@mojomboFossilized Ruby Landlord · curating digital ghost towns since 200838/100 - 26.
@rauchgDeploy And Ghost Pioneer · ships projects straight to the digital afterlife38/100 - 27.
@Rich-HarrisZero-Following Framework Deity · follows 0 people, maintains even fewer repos38/100 - 28.
@ryRuntime Deity, Repo Ghost · abandoned 47 repos to build another runtime38/100 - 29.
@ryanflorenceClout Rich, Repo Poor · 17 years on GitHub, 500 stars to show for it38/100 - 30.
@sdrasTenured Markdown Landlord · 50k stars off abandoned markdown lists38/100 - 31.
@shadcnZero-Following Main Character · follows 0 people, maintains 0 legacy repos38/100 - 32.
@timneutkensZero Following God Complex · co-authored Next.js, peaked at 13 personal stars38/100 - 33.
@brendangreggDormant Kernel Deity · flame graph hot, commit graph absolute zero41/100 - 34.
@hakimelOne-Slide Wonder · living off reveal.js royalties since 201141/100 - 35.
@steveklabnikRust Cosplaying Ruby Pensioner · 846 repos, surviving on 900-day-old Ruby clout41/100 - 36.
@yangshunMarkdown Slumlord · monetizing tech interview trauma since 200941/100 - 37.
@bradfitzWeb 2.0 Smithsonian Exhibit · 18.6 years on GitHub, still carries Perl trauma42/100 - 38.
@cassidooKeynote Slide Architect · 50% markdown career advice, 50% todo apps42/100 - 39.
@karpathyNano-Sized Attention Span · Drops a nano-repo, takes 50k stars, never returns42/100 - 40.
@kelseyhightowerChief NoCode Officer · 65k stars for literally zero lines of code42/100 - 41.
@kennethreitzREADME Aesthetic Influencer · HTTP for humans, maintenance for ghosts42/100 - 42.
@leerobBoilerplate Main Character · prepends next- to basic apps for clout42/100 - 43.
@mholtOverqualified CSV Janitor · 32k stars and 37 dead repos later, still flexing an M.S.42/100 - 44.
@mjacksonGhost Town Moonwalker · Bio says Thriller, repos show rigor mortis42/100 - 45.
@paulirishSenior Iframe Architect · 32k followers watching him tweak his .bashrc42/100 - 46.
@ThePrimeagenNeovim Config Merchant · 4k stars on an init.lua, 0 updates to Harpoon42/100 - 47.
@torvaldsMonolithic One-Hit Wonder · 95% of stars from one college project42/100 - 48.
@addyosmaniHype Cycle Archaeologist · from Backbone to AI hype in 17 years44/100 - 49.
@jaredpalmerOpen Source Hit-and-Run · VP of ghosting 85,000 GitHub stars44/100 - 50.
@jessfrazFull-Time Dotfile Janitor · living off 14k stars on an abandoned repo44/100 - 51.
@mitsuhikoReformed Python Sinner · Rewriting his Python sins in Rust44/100 - 52.
@wesbosTutorial Hell Landlord · teaching .map() to junior devs since 200844/100 - 53.
@colinhacksOne-Hit Schema Merchant · one native TS feature away from total irrelevance48/100 - 54.
@kentcdoddsEpic Course Merchant · 755 repos, 1 personal brand to rule them all48/100 - 55.
@lukeedAbsentee Micro-Utility Landlord · 10k stars for reinventing String.concat48/100 - 56.
@trekhlebBootcamp DSA Merchant · 196k stars from CS students who never read the code48/100 - 57.
@tjOpen Source Deadbeat Dad · drops 10k-star repos and vanishes for 6 years49/100 - 58.
@shanselmanKeynote Demo Merchant · 18 years on GitHub to average 18 stars per repo52/100 - 59.
@zenorochaRetired Copy-Paste Tycoon · living off clipboard.js royalties since 201558/100 - 60.
@tiangoloHyphenated Repo Hoarder · 32k followers, still clinging to Docker Swarm62/100
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