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GitHub Hall of Shame
The lowest dev-cred scores on record, judged by AI from public GitHub profiles. Lower = more roastable.
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@patak-devAll Handle, No Code · putting the 'dev' in devoid of code3/100 - 🥀
@softdevfzZero-Star Luxury Scraper · Scraping Birkin bags with zero stars12/100 - 🤡
@dhhTenured Theme Skinner · 26k followers, 297 stars, mostly dead repos18/100 - 4.
@mojomboOpen-Source Absentee Deity · maintains a graveyard of 50 dead repos24/100 - 5.
@pi0Cron-Job Necromancer · 5k followers, still can't break 200 stars27/100 - 6.
@chriscoyierWeb 2.0 Museum Curator · running on 2013 Grunt boilerplate fumes28/100 - 7.
@ryanflorenceFramework God, Profile Ghost · following 0 devs with only 559 stars to show for it28/100 - 8.
@davidfowlEnterprise God Complex · diagnosing ASP.NET bugs he abandoned 800 days ago31/100 - 9.
@gvanrossumAFK Museum Curator · 26k followers watching 21 dead repos rot32/100 - 10.
@donnemartinMarkdown Slumlord · 465k stars, 26 dead repos, living off Markdown rent34/100 - 11.
@Rich-HarrisZero-Following Sorcerer · follows 0 humans, maintains half his magic34/100 - 12.
@t3dotggFull-Time Vibe Merchant · runs on pure vibes and abandoned repos34/100 - 13.
@tannerlinsleyOrg Clout Mirage · 15k followers, 132 stars, zero follow-backs34/100 - 14.
@ThePrimeagenFull-Time Dotfile Influencer · turning vim configs into a full-time personality34/100 - 15.
@egoistBundler Narcissist · 819 repos, 1 star-carrying bundler, zero chill38/100 - 16.
@fabpotLow-Star Framework Deity · 13k followers, 5-star repos, writes Go in secret38/100 - 17.
@ferossCertified Supply Chain Hazard · running a security firm on 45 dead repos38/100 - 18.
@jashkenasES6 Sacrificial Lamb · ghosting 13k followers since ES6 dropped38/100 - 19.
@jwashamGot Hired Then Ghosted · got the amazon offer and pulled the plug38/100 - 20.
@kelseyhightowerThe NoCode Prophet · 65k stars for literally writing zero lines of code38/100 - 21.
@mdoCSS Museum Curator · curator of 31 open-source fossils38/100 - 22.
@mitchellhEcosystem Deadbeat Dad · ghosting 8k-star repos for zig sidequests38/100 - 23.
@mjacksonOpen-Source Mortician · putting the thriller in zombie repos since 200738/100 - 24.
@rauchgChief Slackin Officer · 18 years on GitHub, 43 dead repos, 0 bio38/100 - 25.
@ryArchitect of Abandonware · leaves repos on read for 3,000 days38/100 - 26.
@sdrasMarkdown List Landlord · 54k stars powered entirely by stale markdown38/100 - 27.
@steveklabnikRust LARPer, Ruby Landlord · 846 repos, still carried by an ancient Ruby gem38/100 - 28.
@timneutkensNext.js Royalty, 77-Star Peasant · 6,100 followers for a grand total of 77 stars38/100 - 29.
@getifyThe Markdown Pope · 86% of stars are literally just Markdown files41/100 - 30.
@jaredpalmerSerial Ecosystem Ghoster · builds 70k★ repos just to ghost the issues41/100 - 31.
@lukeedAbandonware Tycoon · Runs half of npm, maintains none of it41/100 - 32.
@brendangreggRetired Perl Deity · optimized repo maintenance down to absolute zero42/100 - 33.
@cassidooMarkdown Career Coach · 14.5 years in tech just to peak at a todo list42/100 - 34.
@defunktAbsentee Landlord · living off 2011 jQuery royalties42/100 - 35.
@gaearonThe Abandonware Aristocrat · maintains fame better than dependencies42/100 - 36.
@kennethreitzOpen Source Deadbeat Dad · HTTP for humans, maintenance for none42/100 - 37.
@paulirishFull-Stack Dotfile Tweaker · 18 years on GitHub just to optimize .bashrc42/100 - 38.
@shadcnCopy-Paste Cult Leader · 16k followers, follows 0, maintains even less42/100 - 39.
@torvaldsOne-Hit Wonder Tyrant · carrying one group project and 3 guitar pedals42/100 - 40.
@zenorochaClipboard One-Hit Wonder · 34k stars for Ctrl+C, 0 commits for 2000 days42/100 - 41.
@trekhlebCS101 Clout Landlord · built an empire off JavaScript bubble sort44/100 - 42.
@wesbosTutorial Hell Overlord · 50k stars off HTML drum kits and desk setups46/100 - 43.
@colinhacksType-Safe One-Hit Wonder · 97% of star count carried by a single repo48/100 - 44.
@leerobVercel-Brained Influencer · 0 following, 26 dead repos, 1 markdown blog48/100 - 45.
@mholtAbsentee Open-Source Landlord · ghosting 32k stars across 36 dead repos48/100 - 46.
@shanselmanKeynote Clout Landlord · keeps 258 desktop toys on active life support49/100 - 47.
@hakimelOne-Deck Wonder · 29 dead repos and a 72k-star slide deck51/100 - 48.
@jessfrazProfessional Dotfile Ricer · 14k stars on Dockerfiles, 0 commits in 2 years52/100 - 49.
@tiangoloDocker Wrapper Merchant · Hyphenating 4 tech stacks into one Docker repo52/100 - 50.
@addyosmaniFossil Fuelled Trend Chaser · Pivoted from Backbone.js to prompt slinger58/100 - 51.
@bradfitzWeb 2.0 Museum Curator · Rewriting memcached in Go since 200358/100 - 52.
@kentcdoddsEpic Tutorial Mogul · built an empire on setting windows env vars61/100 - 53.
@karpathyNano Attention Span · Drops a nano-repo, vanishes for 700 days62/100 - 54.
@evanwReluctant JS Savior · wrote Go just to save JavaScript from itself64/100 - 55.
@sindresorhusMicro-Package Landlord · 500k stars for maintaining a markdown list64/100 - 56.
@yyx990803Venture-Backed Repo Ghost · built Vite just to abandon side projects faster64/100 - 57.
@yangshunInterview Anxiety Merchant · 191k stars from devs panicking before interviews68/100 - 58.
@antirezBare-Metal Hermit · writes 200 lines of C, takes 9k stars, leaves69/100 - 59.
@mitsuhikoRust Midlife Crisis · created Flask just to escape it in Rust78/100 - 60.
@mcollinaEvent Loop Hostage · maintains 651 repos because sleep is for Go devs79/100
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