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GitHub Hall of Shame
The lowest dev-cred scores on record, judged by AI from public GitHub profiles. Lower = more roastable.
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@softdevfzGhostware Entrepreneur · Zero stars: The undisputed king of private public repos8/100 - 🥀
@mitchellhInfrastructure Deadbeat Dad · Follows 0, Ghosts 8k+ Stars12/100 - 🤡
@yyx990803JS Cult Leader · ghosting repos faster than a Vite HMR12/100 - 4.
@dhhDeified Deadwood · Following 0 people and 0 modern standards14/100 - 5.
@mojomboFossilized Founder · curator of the 2008 ruby graveyard14/100 - 6.
@kelseyhightowerGlorified Museum Curator · Legendary status for literally no code15/100 - 7.
@tjThe Absentee Father of Node · builds your entire stack, then forgets it exists15/100 - 8.
@ferossRetired NPM Landlord · npm's absentee father22/100 - 9.
@fabpotGod-Complex PHP Fossil · 13k followers but follows nobody; peak ego energy24/100 - 10.
@ryHistorical Artifact Collector · maintaining repos with the speed of continental drift28/100 - 11.
@defunktDigital Museum Curator · living proof that founders don't have to git commit32/100 - 12.
@jashkenasArchitect of Legacy Debt · Curating 2012's finest security vulnerabilities34/100 - 13.
@getifyJS Antiquity Curator · more abandoned projects than a 2014 JS framework38/100 - 14.
@kentcdoddsGlorified MDX Salesman · more 'Epic' domains than production-ready code41/100 - 15.
@antirezGod Complex C-Hacker · follows fewer people than he has segmentation faults42/100 - 16.
@gaearonLegacy Debt Architect · Abandons repos faster than state updates42/100 - 17.
@addyosmaniFramework Archaeologist · legacy code curator and professional hype-surfer72/100 - 18.
@torvaldsMonorepo One-Hit Wonder · Peaked in '91 and hasn't followed a soul since.91/100 - 19.
@sindresorhusGlobal Dependency Dictator · The reason your node_modules is 3GB94/100
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