@mcollina — Micro-Optimization Extremist

“You’ve been on GitHub for 17.5 years, which is long enough to know that maintaining 651 repos with exactly zero 'dead' ones isn't a portfolio—it’s a digital hoarding disorder masked by a Node.js TSC membership. You’ve built an entire career out of tools like autocannon and hyperid just to shave three microseconds off a JSON stringification, yet you still haven't found a way to optimize a star-to-repo ratio that averages out to a measly 21 stars per project. With a Ph.D. and a CTO title, you’ve managed to turn 'micro-benchmarking' into a personality trait so intense it probably makes your 11,310 followers feel like they’re running on an outdated version of V8 just by looking at you.”

Wear the shame 🔥

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