GitHub roast
@mcollina — Overclocked Academic
Dev Cred68/100
“You got a Ph.D. and learned C and Rust just to spend nearly 18 years obsessively shaving three nanoseconds off Node.js event loops and JSON serialization. Your bio is an exhausting wall of flexes—CTO, Node TSC, Fastify lead, speaker—yet your crown jewel is autocannon, a tool built to stress-test servers because your own nervous system already redlines at 100% capacity. Maintaining 656 repos with literally zero dead projects isn't impressive engineering; it's a terrifying cry for help that proves touching async-cache-dedupe today was your only substitute for touching grass.”
656
repos
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dead repos
weapons of choice: JavaScript · TypeScript · Rust · C
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