@mjackson — Legacy Code Archeologist

“For a 'Thriller' who’s been on GitHub for 17 years, your personal profile is less of a world tour and more of a digital graveyard where projects like 'http-client' go to rot for 1,600 days. You have 7,480 followers watching you achieve the impossible: being a 'Remix' founder while your top personal repo has been 'remixing' into a fossil for nearly a year. It’s impressive that after nearly two decades, your most starred project still hasn’t hit 1k, proving that people follow your name for the memes but ignore your Ruby repos like they're a 1,700-day-old Citrus fruit. Your commit history is less of a 'Smooth Criminal' and more of a 'Missing Person' report.”

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