@mjackson — Open Source Mortician

“Your bio says 'Thriller,' but the only thing spine-chilling here is an ancient 17-year-old account where your crowned personal project, remix-the-web, barely scraped 972 stars and celebrated its official one-year death anniversary yesterday. You co-created Remix and unpkg, yet your personal profile is a neglected digital graveyard where flagship repos like http-client and citrus haven't felt human warmth in over 1,700 days. Accumulating 206 repos across nearly two decades just to average 17 stars per project is an astonishing feat of low-yield output. You follow only 36 people out of 7,483 as if you're open-source royalty, but you're really just the monarch of unmaintained npm fossils.”

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