“Slapping '-dev' onto your username while maintaining exactly zero public repositories is like putting 'MD' on your business card because you once took an Advil. You have been squatting on this profile for over half a year and have contributed the exact same volume of code as an unplugged toaster. Somehow, thirty-five lost souls are following this digital vacuum, presumably in breathless suspense to see if your inaugural commit will be an accidental .DS_Store file or an empty README. You follow zero people, write zero languages, and own zero code—you don't use Git, you just haunt it.”
Paste this in your README. Brave devs flex their roast.
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