@feross — Legacy Landlord

“You’ve been on GitHub for 16.8 years, which is long enough to see your entire legacy turn into a digital mausoleum where 45 repos have officially flatlined. It’s cute that you brag about '100+ npm packages' in your bio when your most starred projects like simple-peer and thanks are essentially fossils that haven't seen a commit in 700 to 1,000 days. You teach Web Security at Stanford, but the biggest security risk here is the industrial-grade bit rot settling into your abandoned 'Mad Science' projects while you're busy playing CEO and collecting stars like they’re retirement points.”

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