“Seventeen years on GitHub and you founded a software supply chain security company, yet your own profile is a textbook security hazard with 44 dead repos and simple-peer rotting untouched for over 800 days. You lecture Stanford students on Web Security while treating your own npm empire like an abandoned storage unit, leaving awesome-mad-science neglected for 1,622 days. Your second most-starred repo is literally named 'thanks', but you haven't bothered saying it back to your contributors in over three years. You gave the JavaScript world StandardJS to enforce strict formatting rules, but apparently none of those linting configs required checking git status after 2021.”
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