GitHub roast
@feross — Supply Chain Hazard
Dev Cred38/100
“Your bio screams 'Stanford lecturer and security CEO,' but with 45 dead repos, your profile is the exact unmaintained supply chain nightmare Socket was built to protect us from. Your flagship `simple-peer` has 7,804 stars and hasn’t been touched in 782 days—turns out WebRTC wasn't the only peer-to-peer connection you ghosted. You literally have a repo called `thanks` rotting away for 1,134 days, which is fitting since no one is thanking you for the 100+ npm packages cluttering their `node_modules`. 17 years on this platform and your primary contribution is teaching the next generation of Stanford grads how to abandon JavaScript dependencies at enterprise scale.”
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weapons of choice: JavaScript · Shell · HTML · TypeScript
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