@brendangregg — Legacy Performance Museum

“With 41 out of 42 repos currently decomposing, your profile isn't a portfolio—it’s a crime scene investigation into where Perl went to die. You follow zero people because you’re clearly the main character of cloud performance, yet you haven't touched your 19k-star crown jewel in nearly two years. It takes a special kind of audacity to optimize the entire cloud while your own GitHub activity has the pulse of a bricked server, proving that 'FlameGraphs' are actually just visualizations of your abandoned projects burning in real-time.”

Wear the shame 🔥

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