GitHub roast
@kelseyhightower — High Priest of Abandonware
Dev Cred48/100
“Your magnum opus is literally 'nocode' with over 65,000 stars, proving mathematically that the tech industry loves you most when you write absolutely nothing. You authored 'Kubernetes The Hard Way' only to choose Open Source Maintenance The Lazy Way, leaving your flagship guides untouched for over 400 days while vault-controller rots in a seven-year coma. Following 13 people with 24,000 worshippers and a blank bio proves you treat GitHub like a papal balcony where you preach YAML and bless abandoned forks. You spent 15 years building an infrastructure empire just to become a digital landlord collecting rent on untouched markdown files.”
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weapons of choice: Go · Shell · Dockerfile · HCL
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