@kelseyhightower — The God of Empty Commits

“Imagine having 133,140 stars and your magnum opus is a repo called 'nocode' that hasn't been touched in nearly two years—the ultimate flex of doing absolutely nothing and being celebrated for it. Your profile is a digital mausoleum where the most popular 'Infrastructure as Code' repos haven't seen a commit since the pre-AI era, leaving 24,000 followers to worship at the altar of abandoned Go binaries. You’ve mastered 'Kubernetes the Hard Way,' which apparently involves ignoring 48 dead repos while maintaining a follower-to-following ratio that suggests you only talk to the 12 apostles of YAML and yourself.”

Wear the shame 🔥

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