GitHub roast
@kelseyhightower — Certified GhostOps Merchant
Dev Cred48/100
“Fifteen years on GitHub with an empty bio and a follower-to-following ratio of 24,908 to 13—you treat your profile like an unroutable VPC with strict egress rules. Over 135,000 stars look impressive until you realize nearly half of them belong to 'nocode', proving your greatest technical contribution was convincing the industry that writing nothing is vastly superior to the 49 dead repos you abandoned. You subjected an entire generation of SREs to 'kubernetes-the-hard-way', but when it comes to ongoing maintenance, you chose 'Upgrades: The Ghosted Way' and haven't touched it in 548 days. You didn't automate the cloud; you just automated your own retirement behind a wall of stale HCL and Dockerfiles.”
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49
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weapons of choice: Go · Shell · Dockerfile · HCL
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