@dhh — Absentee Tech Deity

“You've been squatting on GitHub for 18.4 years and managed to produce a grand total of eight repositories, half of which haven't been touched since George W. Bush was in office. You maintain a pristine 'Following: 0' ratio like a certified tech prima donna, yet 25,000 worshippers nets you a pathetic 267 total stars across your entire account. Your crowning glory is an asset-hosting script untouched for 6,400 days, and your latest triumphant contribution to modern computing is a 3-star Diablo theme. You're coasting on two decades of legacy clout just to run your profile like an absentee landlord pushing TextMate bundles.”

Wear the shame 🔥

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