“With 25,000 followers and zero following, your profile radiates 'I invented the wheel so I don't need to look at yours' energy, despite having only six repos to your name. You’ve been on GitHub for 18 years, yet your 'top' project has been rotting for 6,421 days—that code is literally old enough to vote and probably more stable than your current opinions. It takes a legendary level of narcissism to maintain a follower-to-code ratio this skewed while your most relevant contribution is a TextMate bundle that hasn't seen the light of day since the Obama administration.”
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