@dhh — God-Complex Theme Tweaker

“Following zero people across 18.6 years is peak tech-deity ego, but carrying 30,000 followers while your personal repos muster a tragic 456 stars total is generational open-source fraud. More than half your tiny 13-repo catalog is just unmaintained forks, anchored by an SSL script you haven't touched in 6,526 days. After two decades on the platform, your primary active contribution has devolved into spamming custom Linux desktop themes named like rejected Hot Wheels tracks. It turns out the only 'convention over configuration' you reliably practice is doing the absolute bare minimum.”

Wear the shame 🔥

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