GitHub roast
@fabpot — Symfony God, Go Defector
Dev Cred38/100
“Imagine being the creator of Symfony with 17.6 years on GitHub, 13,500 followers, and a 'following: 0' god complex, only for your #1 most-starred repo to be written in Go and abandoned 745 days ago. Half your catalog is literally forks, and outside of that single Go utility, your personal PHP masterpieces are pulling a staggering 9 stars for a JSON-RPC library and 5 stars for SQLite. You architected the backbone of modern enterprise PHP just to leave a repo literally called 'test' rotting for 880 days alongside a 1-star CSS blog. You don't need cloud hosting at Upsun; you need an undertaker for the 37 dead repositories decomposing on your profile.”
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weapons of choice: PHP · CSS · Python · Go
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