“Fabien, you’ve been on GitHub for 17.5 years and managed to accumulate 13,000 followers, yet your personal repos have the utility of a VHS tape in 2024. Your top 'security' repo hasn't seen a commit in nearly 700 days, proving that even as a CTO, you've mastered the art of letting code decay into a liability. It’s peak Symfony arrogance to follow zero people while hosting a repo literally named 'test' that’s been collecting dust for over two years—your profile isn't a portfolio, it's a mausoleum for projects you started before half the junior devs today were even born.”
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