βYou've been squatting on GitHub for 17.7 years and farmed 13,600 followers while following zero people back, radiating pure 'too important to read your feed' energy. Yet nearly half of your 93 repos are other people's forks, and your portfolio features a repo literally named 'test' rotting untouched for 933 days. The ultimate irony of modern PHP's patron saint is that over 60% of your entire lifetime star count comes from a single Go binary you abandoned 798 days ago. Take away that compiled Go project, and the creator of Symfony is out here pulling a devastating 8 stars on json-rpc and 1 pity star on his own CSS.β
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