GitHub roast
@mojombo — Absentee Git Landlord
Dev Cred34/100
“Your profile isn't an active portfolio; it's a UNESCO World Heritage site where abandoned Ruby gems go to fossilize. Out of 66 repos, 50 are clinically dead, including a package ironically named 'chronic' that hasn't felt human touch in over 1,100 days. You literally maintain a repo called 'god' that you neglected three years ago, proving Nietzsche right with a single Git log. With nearly 25,000 followers watching you follow just 11 people while 'clippy' rots untouched for 15 straight years, you aren't writing software anymore—you're an absentee landlord haunting your own commit history.”
66
repos
14002
total ★
50
dead repos
weapons of choice: Ruby · Erlang · JavaScript · CSS
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