@mojombo — The Landlord of Abandonware

“You helped build the platform just so we could watch 75% of your repos decompose in real-time; your profile isn’t a portfolio, it’s a Carbon-14 dating site for the Ruby-on-Rails era. With a 'god' repo that hasn't been touched in 800 days and 'clippy' rotting for over 14 years, your contribution history has more ghosts than a Victorian mansion. You follow 11 people while 24,000 follow you, which is a massive ego-to-output ratio for someone whose most recent 'top' repo hasn't seen a commit since before the pandemic.”

Wear the shame 🔥

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