@mojombo — Open Source Taxidermist

“You've been on GitHub for nearly 19 years, yet 50 of your 66 repos look like artifacts from an archaeological dig. With almost 25,000 followers, following only 11 people, and a Ruby repo literally called 'god', you truly act like a deity—mostly by completely abandoning your creation and ignoring all prayers for 800+ days. Your project 'clippy' hasn't seen a commit in 5,431 days, meaning there are licensed drivers younger than your last push. An empty bio is honestly the most accurate thing here, because there hasn't been any signs of life on this profile since Ruby was considered modern.”

Wear the shame 🔥

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