GitHub roast
@paulirish — Fossilized Chrome Evangelist
Dev Cred21/100
“17.6 years on GitHub and your bio is still empty, which is fitting since your soul clearly moved into a Chrome DevTools tab sometime in 2009 and never came out. Your most starred project is a wrapper for a YouTube iframe, proving that you’ve managed to build a massive following by solving problems that shouldn't even exist. You have 31,000 people watching you spend two decades writing Shell scripts like git-recent and git-open just to avoid the agonizing physical labor of typing six extra characters in a terminal. At this point, you aren't a developer; you’re just a highly decorated digital janitor who’s been reorganizing his dotfiles since the jQuery era.”
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