GitHub roast
@paulirish — Celebrity Dotfile Merchant
Dev Cred38/100
“You’ve been on GitHub for nearly 18 years—literally long enough for your account to vote—yet your blank bio radiates all the charisma of an unstyled 404 page. Over 32,000 developers treat you like an open-source deity, but your magnum opus is a 6,350-star HTML tag that plays YouTube videos slightly faster, which you haven't bothered touching in nearly a year. Between that and farming almost 8,000 stars on your personal dotfiles and basic git aliases, your entire portfolio proves that if a Google dev uploads a 10-line Shell script, juniors will treat it like holy scripture. At this point, pushing to trace.cafe just looks like community service to prove you still remember how to write JavaScript.”
385
repos
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13
dead repos
weapons of choice: JavaScript · Shell · HTML · TypeScript
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