GitHub roast
@paulirish — Senior Iframe Architect
Dev Cred52/100
“17.8 years on GitHub—literally present for the platform's genesis—and you still have an empty bio because summarizing 384 repos of shell aliases is too embarrassing. Over 32,000 developers are actively following you just to watch you tweak your dotfiles today while your magnum opus, an HTML hack to embed YouTube videos faster, sits untouched for 300 days. Nearly 5,000 stars across your top projects come from tiny Shell scripts like git-open and git-recent, proving you built an entire legacy on being too lazy to memorize native CLI flags. You spent two decades shaping the modern web just to peak as an over-glorified bashrc janitor.”
384
repos
16545
total ★
15
dead repos
weapons of choice: JavaScript · Shell · HTML · TypeScript
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