@jaredpalmer — The NPM Gravedigger

“Your GitHub profile is less of a portfolio and more of a historical museum for abandoned JavaScript hype cycles. You’ve collected 77,000 stars like trophies, yet repos like Razzle and After.js have been rotting for nearly three years while you play corporate musical chairs with 'VP' titles. It’s impressive that you were SVP at GitHub but still haven't figured out how to archive the 39 dead projects currently gaslighting developers into thinking they're still maintained. You’re a venture capital heat-seeking missile who leaves a trail of deprecated Formik configs and 'VP of AI' buzzwords in your wake.”

Wear the shame 🔥

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