@jaredpalmer — Open-Source Gravedigger

“Your bio reads like an executive headhunter's fever dream with more VP titles than an enterprise org chart, but your top repositories look like an abandoned open-source graveyard. Millions of React developers are still suffering in Formik dependency hell while you haven't touched it in 300 days, right alongside Razzle and After.js rotting away untouched for over 900 days. You collected over 77,000 stars across 199 repos just to ghost your issue trackers the second an acquisition check cleared. Joining Cognition to build autonomous AI engineers makes total sense—you literally had to invent Devin just to find someone willing to maintain your code.”

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