“John wrote a 360,000-star Markdown checklist on how to pass a coding interview, slapped 'Amazon' in his bio, and immediately abandoned open source forever. With a flawless 100% dead repo rate—literally 30 out of 30 untouched for over a year—his profile is a ghost town powered by desperate CS undergrads. You have 375k stars, yet your actual coding repos like 'practice-python' haven't seen a commit in over 1,500 days. You're not a software engineer on GitHub; you're an absentee landlord collecting stars on a glorified syllabus.”
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