βYouβve amassed 371,000 stars for teaching people how to get jobs you haven't actually coded for in half a decade, given that 29 of your 30 repos are officially dead. Your 'practice' repos for Python and C++ haven't been touched in over 1,500 days, proving that once you pass the Amazon loop, actual development becomes a distant, traumatic memory. You follow 6 people while 26,000 follow you, radiating the exact 'I don't look at PRs' energy of a professor who hasn't updated his syllabus since the invention of the wheel. Your GitHub isn't a portfolio; it's a digital museum dedicated to the era when you still remembered what a pointer was.β
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