“Thirteen years on this platform and 14,000 followers later, your total star count of 132 is mathematically impossible—that's a 112:1 follower-to-star ratio that screams 'I bought my audience on LinkedIn.' You claim to be the king of TanStack, yet your top personal repo is a dusty Astro starter with fewer stars than a mid-tier CSS reset. With 169 repos and almost zero forks, you aren't an open-source contributor; you're just a digital hoarder who spends more time polishing a bio than actually pushing code people want to use.”
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