GitHub roast
@tannerlinsley — Organization Stolen Valor
Dev Cred28/100
“Your bio reads like a JavaScript keynote flex with TanStack and React Query, but stripped of your organizations, your 13-year-old personal account boasts a tragic grand total of 139 stars across 170 repos. That's an average of 0.8 stars per project, meaning 15,000 worshippers are watching you proudly maintain repos where your third-highest starred artifact is literally titled '23j0f9rviun29p32onpis21j93depndj901'. Six sycophants actually starred that keyboard seizure hoping you'd notice them from your aloof tower of following only 14 people. You revolutionized global async state management just to treat your personal profile like a messy scratchpad for unhinged test scripts.”
170
repos
139
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0
dead repos
weapons of choice: TypeScript
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