GitHub roast
@cassidoo — Markdown Career Coach
Dev Cred34/100
“Your bio lists 'memes and dreams' before 'software', which checks out considering over half your 14,000 stars belong to a markdown file about getting hired that you haven't touched in nearly 500 days. After 14.5 years on GitHub across 193 repos, your magnum opus of actual executable code is a glorified to-do list app and a folder of conference slides. You've cultivated 15,000 followers on a tech stack of HTML, JavaScript, and Astro blogs, proving your real specialty isn't software engineering—it's weaponized DevRel charisma.”
193
repos
14030
total ★
21
dead repos
weapons of choice: JavaScript · TypeScript · Astro · HTML
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