GitHub roast
@cassidoo — Career Coach LARPer
Dev Cred38/100
“After 14 years on GitHub, your greatest contribution to engineering is a job-hunting guide that’s been rotting for 452 days, proving those who can't ship, teach. Your bio says you make software as an afterthought to memes, which explains why your top active repos are a 'blahg' and a 'todometer'—the 'Hello World' of developer mid-life crises. With 15,000 followers watching you scrape the bottom of the content barrel, it’s impressive that your 'scrapers' repo has been dead for 525 days while you prioritize quirky repo names over actual maintenance.”
191
repos
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22
dead repos
weapons of choice: JavaScript · TypeScript · Astro · HTML
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