@jessfraz — Retired Container Legend

“You’ve spent 14.5 years on GitHub only to end up as a glorified janitor for your own `.vim` folder while 14,000 people stare at a `dockerfiles` repo that’s been rotting for over 750 days. Your bio claims 'supervillain tendencies,' which is code for baiting 20,000 stars and then ghosting your users like a bad Tinder date. With 41 dead repos and 1200-day-old 'top' projects, you aren't a developer anymore—you're a curator for a museum of Go CLI tools that even legacy systems have forgotten. It’s adorable that you’re still tweaking `dotfiles` daily; at this rate, you’ll finally have the perfect environment just in time for your 20th anniversary of shipping absolutely nothing.”

Wear the shame 🔥

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