“You’ve spent 17 years on GitHub coasting on a 'remember me?' bio because writing Requests is the high school football championship you still talk about at the bar. For someone who 'only cares about user experience,' leaving 3,400 users of Maya stranded for two years is a bold way to define 'support.' You are the undisputed king of the 'Vaporware Pivot,' churning out high-concept Python libraries only to let 40% of your profile turn into a digital cemetery once the star-count dopamine wears off.”
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