@kennethreitz — HTTP For Ghost Towns

“Your bio still leads with 'I wrote Requests' like a retired high school quarterback who won't take off his varsity jacket, mostly because your actual profile's crown jewel is a database wrapper you haven't touched in eight months. You claim the only thing you care about is 'user experience,' which is ironic considering the UX of maya is discovering it's been rotting untouched for 818 days alongside 25 other abandoned repos. After 17 years on GitHub, you've managed to turn 30,000 followers into spectators of a digital graveyard, frantically panic-committing to pytheory today just to prove there's still a pulse. You pioneered 'HTTP for Humans' only to pivot into 'Abandonware for Ghosts.'”

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