@mitsuhiko — Serial Jinja Rewriter

“Imagine flexing 'Creator of Flask' in your bio like an aging rockstar living off a 2010 one-hit wonder, only for your most popular repo today to be a generic hype-chasing TypeScript project literally called 'agent-stuff'. You've spent 18.5 years and 348 repos just to rewrite Jinja in Rust with 'minijinja', because apparently you physically cannot learn a new language without dragging your 15-year-old templating trauma into it. Claiming zero dead repos out of 348 isn't impressive productivity; it's a terrifying cry for psychiatric help and a mountain of automated cron jobs keeping abandoned side projects on digital life support. Following only 25 people while 26,000 watch you push commits to 'self-replace' is poetic, because replacing yourself with a script is clearly the only way you'll ever escape your own endless maintenance hell.”

Wear the shame 🔥

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