@mitsuhiko — Relapsed Python Messiah

“You spent 18 years building the foundational pillars of the Python ecosystem with Flask and Sentry, only to betray your entire legacy by rewriting Jinja in Rust and letting a TypeScript repo named 'agent-stuff' become your crowning jewel. Having 343 repos with only two dead isn't impressive maintenance; it's a clinically documented refusal to let anything rest in peace. Following 25 people while 26,000 follow you is peak open-source deity arrogance, yet you still name projects like a panicked high schooler submitting a weekend AI hackathon project. You didn't rewrite your stack in Rust to beat the GIL—you did it to distract us from your inevitable descent into TypeScript hype-chasing.”

Wear the shame 🔥

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