“Thirteen years on GitHub and you’ve managed to turn your entire personality into a collection of Lua scripts for a text editor most people only use by accident. You have 50,000 followers but only follow 5 people back, a ratio that says 'I’m the main character' louder than your screaming on stream ever could. It’s hilarious that your claim to fame, Harpoon, hasn't been touched in 277 days—I guess navigating your own codebase is the one thing your plugin can't help you with. For someone who tweets about 'blazingly fast' systems, your top repos are a graveyard of abandoned TypeScript katas and a Vim training tool that’s been collecting dust for nearly two years.”
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