GitHub roast
@ThePrimeagen — Glorified Dotfile Merchant
Dev Cred41/100
“13 years on GitHub, nearly 50k followers, and your entire legacy is tricking developers into configuring their text editors in Lua instead of shipping actual software. You follow five whole human beings while leaving Harpoon untouched for nearly a year and vim-be-good abandoned for 674 days—living proof that nobody, including you, ever got good. Amassing over 4,000 stars on a literal dotfile is peak terminal brain rot; your fans don't want your software, they just want your keybindings. For someone who screams about raw engineering performance, your TypeScript kata-machine has been dead for 793 days while you spend all your commit energy reinventing cursor movements.”
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weapons of choice: Lua · JavaScript · TypeScript · Go
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