β18 years on GitHub and your bio is as vacant as the maintenance logs on your 8,000-star `mapstructure` repo. You follow zero people while 23,000 watch you treat `gox` like a deadbeat dad, leaving it untouched for over 1,100 days while the rest of the industry inherits your legacy debt. Itβs the ultimate power move to build the foundations of modern DevOps just so you could have enough free time to ignore your notifications and tinker with Zig in a digital bunker.β
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