@hakimel — Slideshow Sultan of Abandonment

“You’ve spent 15 years curating a digital mausoleum where 93% of your projects go to die, including repos like Avgrund that haven't felt the touch of a human since the Obama administration. With 72,000 stars on reveal.js, you've successfully tricked the entire tech industry into thinking you're a developer when you're actually just a glorified PowerPoint template designer. Your profile is the GitHub equivalent of a 'One-Hit Wonder' stadium tour, except the stadium is full of 29 abandoned side projects that have more cobwebs than commits.”

Wear the shame 🔥

Paste this in your README. Brave devs flex their roast.

[![Roasted by InsultHero](https://insulthero.com/api/roast-badge/github/hakimel)](https://insulthero.com/roast/github/hakimel)Copy

Tech roast only, for laughs. Hall of Shame · InsultHero — the AI roast arena.