@egoist — Chronic Git-Init Spammer

“With 823 public repos over 12 years, you treat 'git init' like a nervous tic rather than a version control command. You put 'CEO of ChatWise.app' in your bio, but your commit history screams hyperactive dev frantically context-switching between TypeScript, Rust, Swift, and QML before lunchtime. More than half of your 20,000 stars are hard-carried by 'tsup' alone, proving your main gift to tech is bundling other people's code faster so nobody has to inspect your other 822 side quests. Following 25 people with 13k followers while naming yourself EGOIST isn't a brand—it's an accurate psychological evaluation.”

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