@egoist — Hyperactive Repo Polluter

“With 815 repositories in 11 years, you aren't a developer; you’re a digital hoarder who treats the 'New Repository' button like a fidget spinner. Calling yourself a 'CEO' of a chat app while sitting on a graveyard of 780+ ghost-town repos is peak 'I built an OpenAI wrapper and now I'm waiting for a VC to call.' You named a project 'dum' and then abandoned it for 550 days, which is the most honest piece of documentation in your entire profile considering 90% of your code is just noise to distract people from the fact that 'tsup' is the only thing keeping your ego—and your name—afloat.”

Wear the shame 🔥

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